CAT FIGHT
Green Umbrella Productions

Those of you who ç like me ç come to Cat Fight expecting to enjoy some empty-headed but raunchy action along the lines of Foxy Boxing will be sorely disappointed.
In fact, itÌs difficult to think of any audience that wonÌt feel as though theyÌve just pissed away the cost of the DVD, other than actual fans of real female boxing ç and they of course are unlikely to even pick this up.
Basically, what we have here are a bunch of glamour models, Big Brother cast-offs and fame junkies who slug it out in 4 round bouts and try to justify themselves in a bunch of insipid interviews.
It plays like a TV reality show, and is just as coy: despite the title, the sleeve suggestions and the frankly inexplicable 18 certificate, there can be no more than one minute of fleeting bare breast shots in total.
The fights are depressingly serious ç no big foam gloves, no skimpy bikinis being torn off ç and go on forever.
You really would have to be punch drunk to enjoy this rubbish!

DAVID FLINT

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