COOKING WITH PORN STARS
MVD / Eclectic DVD Region 0

The grubby host of Cable TV rock/sex show Colin's Sleazy Friends, Colin Malone, is back with a special where he interviews porn starlets as they prepare 'meals'. Okay...

Don't expect gourmet feasts on this disc. Houston manages the culinary spectacular that is jello vodka shots (well, vodka probably numbs the pain of all that plastic surgery!), Raylene and Chandler make some half-baked (literally) dessert, and Teri Weigel conjures up hash brownies - very subversive, I'm sure. As these 'meals' are concocted, the girls manages to lose their clothes and the horrible Malone leers and whines on incessantly.

So, clearly, this is a gimmick dvd. Unless you have a serious food fetish, you won't find it very sexy, and the porn stars featured are not, by and large, the most appealing characters. But then, no-one with any self-esteem would allow Colin Malone into their home, so what do we expect? But, if you have a penchant for movies with silly titles and stupid concepts, this might sit well on your shelves. Clearly, it has sold well, as there is a second volume out there somewhere. But without even the presence of slumming rockers as seen on the Colin's Sleazy Friends DVD, this is pretty worthless.

DVD extras include out-take footage, a full episode of Colin's Sleazy Friends (featuring Ron Jeremy and Teri Weigel) and a photo gallery.

DAVID FLINT