COOKING
WITH PORN STARS
MVD
/ Eclectic DVD Region 0
The
grubby host of Cable TV rock/sex show Colin's Sleazy Friends,
Colin Malone, is back with a special where he interviews porn
starlets as they prepare 'meals'. Okay...
Don't
expect gourmet feasts on this disc. Houston manages the culinary
spectacular that is jello vodka shots (well, vodka probably numbs
the pain of all that plastic surgery!), Raylene and Chandler make
some half-baked (literally) dessert, and Teri Weigel conjures
up hash brownies - very subversive, I'm sure. As these 'meals'
are concocted, the girls manages to lose their clothes and the
horrible Malone leers and whines on incessantly.
So,
clearly, this is a gimmick dvd. Unless you have a serious food
fetish, you won't find it very sexy, and the porn stars featured
are not, by and large, the most appealing characters. But then,
no-one with any self-esteem would allow Colin Malone into their
home, so what do we expect? But, if you have a penchant for movies
with silly titles and stupid concepts, this might sit well on
your shelves. Clearly, it has sold well, as there is a second
volume out there somewhere. But without even the presence of slumming
rockers as seen on the Colin's Sleazy Friends DVD, this
is pretty worthless.
DVD
extras include out-take footage, a full episode of Colin's
Sleazy Friends (featuring Ron Jeremy and Teri Weigel) and
a photo gallery.
DAVID
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