An exposé in Yesterday's News of the World yesterday has seen Louise Crolla suspended from her teaching job after the paper published topless photos of her.
The paper claimed that she was somehow unfit to teach because she's done topless modelling - yet it is happy to print topless photos in what is claimed to be a 'family paper'.
In fact, no-one comes out of this story very well. The Headmaster of Royton and Cromton High School in Oldham, Desmond Herlihy, expressed his support for the teacher yesterday, but has now suspended her like a coward.
Inevitably, sexually repressed (and possibly jealous) parents have been foaming at the mouth. "I can't believe a modelling career is compatible with teaching. The fact the head is prepared to stand by her beggars belief" ranted one.
Well, don't worry you sour-faced witch, the Head has proved to be spineless and instead of telling scum like you where to go has given in to your petty demands.
But should we defend Crolla? Probably not, as she doesn't seem prepared to stand up for her right to do whatever legal activity she wants in her private life. Instead, she's being a little disingenuous by claiming "I have been totally stitched up by a photographer who took personal pictures and has decided to make some money out of it."
Well, no. You posed for a professional photographer, signed release forms and were featured on a model website. Live with it.

As you are possibly aware, we're in the middle of what is known as Award Season. This years Oscars were the usual farce, but it was good to see Helen Mirren scoop Best Actress. Not because The Queen is anything more than sad monarchist propaganda, but because it reminds us of an actress who was always willing to remove her clothes in much better films.
To celebrate, Striporama have added a Helen Mirren gallery to the site - check it out.
Not to be outdone by the bigger ceremonies, Mr Skin has announced the winners in his own Breast Of Awards. Winners include Salma Hayek who scooped the Best Breasts award, Brittany Daniel who got Best Butt for Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders, and Danielle Riley who was voted Best Nude-Comer.
And Russ Meyer starlet Uschi Digart was given a lifetime achievement award. And to celebrate - yes, you've guessed it, we have an Uschi gallery too!

Nottingham's Trent FM have come up with an odd publicity scam involving a slow striptease.
Page 3 model Freya has been hired to appear on a billboard under the slogan 'Strip When You're Winning'. And as the label suggests, she will progressivley disrobe every time Nottingham Forest win a game.
DJ 'Twiggy' commented "it's been my naked ambition to get everyone supporting Forest and I'm convinced that the giant billboard will get all the male supporters, and some female ones, willing Forest on to win every weekend."
Somehow, we don't expect Freya to end up naked.
And already, some feminist dullard has vandalised the posters with the words 'THIS IS SEXIST'.

Ghastly bully, bigot and chav Danielle Lloyd apparently blew £1,000 during a 50-minute session in a lapdancing club last month as she partied with some dopey friends – and her mother.
According to the Daily Star, Celebrity Big Brother contestant (and doesn't her inclusion suggest that ANYONE can be a celebrity these days?) Lloyd visited the club last month - presumably tipping off any tabloid hack who was still interested beforehand.
She self-consciously kissed her friend Leeandra Anderson (Leeandra??) as they pranced from Stringfellows to other London nightclubs, presumably in the desperate hope of being papped.
One eyewitness said: "The girls looked like they were having a real laugh together.
They were shoving notes around and buying rounds of drinks.
“But they didn't stay long. They barely got into the swing of things when they moved on."
Maybe one of the dancers was Indian.

A retired Polish teacher is suing the organisers of a world record sex session after they forgot to pixelate his face.
Leszek Szwerowski, 61, was spotted standing in line to take part in the contest organised as part of the World Sex Championships in 2004.
The contest involved three women - including Lisa Sparxxx (pictured) having sex with as many men as they could over the course of several hours.
But Szwerowski, from Warsaw, said the company behind the event, Pink-Press, reneged on promises to hide his face on film.
He said he was embarrassed when his nephew saw him on a DVD of the event and told the rest of his family.
He said: "I was told that the faces of the participants would be blurred on the computer on which the film was saved. But this was not the case."
Of course, by suing, Szwerowski has ensured that the whole world now knows about his involvement in the event. But he's only asking for £2,500 in damages, which I guess the organisers can afford.

The New York State Liquor Authority has suspended the liquor license of Scores West in Manhattan after four dancers and two managers were arrested there last month on prostitution charges.
"Club owners have a responsibility to the communities in which they operate to follow the law," said authority chief Joshua B. Toas.
The suspension prohibits the club from serving alcohol until the authority revokes the suspension or is ordered to do so by a reviewing judge.
Employees at Scores West said the club would remain open.
The suspects have pleaded not guilty.

A contestant in useless 'talent' show American Idol has seen some of her more intimate moments splashed across the internet.
Semi-finalist Antonella Barba was originally exposed in shots which were more humiliating than scandalous - she's seen sat on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger, and romping semi-nude in the surf. Not the kind of thing to make her mother proud perhaps, but not too shocking.
But now shots have emerged which claim to show her (or her doppleganger) delivering an enthusiastic blow job on an unidentified male. You'll just have to take our word on how entertaining these are, we're afraid.
And plenty of people who know her have lined up to confirm that, yes, it IS her.
It's unclear how this will affect her chances in the contest, and quite frankly we don't really care - not being fans of the show, we hadn't heard of her before this story broke. But it always gives your Striporama team a warm glow whenever a celebrity is humiliated, especially when they are a Z-list nobody who is trying to get famous without actually putting any work in.
Still, if pop stardom doesn't come her way, we suggest Antonella tries out in porn - she seems a natural...

Police in Lubbock, Texas arrested eight Chippendales dancers and three others during the first of three sold out performances last week, accusing them of violating the city's adult entertainment ordinance.
Officers raided Jake's Sports Cafe about 30 minutes after the show started and the venue was closed.
They arrested the venue's manager, the show's promoter and the dancers' manager along with the dancers in front of a disgruntled crowd of women.
Shortly after, several hundred women began chanting, "Bring them back, bring them back" and "the City Council sucks, the City Council sucks."
Lt. Greg Stevens of the Lubbock Police said the dancers were simulating sexual positions with audience members. Though how he knew that would be the case before the show started - which he must have to have organised a raid - wasn't explained. Maybe he's a fan.
Jake's Sports Bar owner, Scott Stephenson, said his establishment did everything as planned to abide by the city ordinance.
"Comparatively, it's a classy production," said Greg Jackson, Jake's Sports Cafe booking agent, adding that Chippendale dancers do not take off all their clothes.
Stephenson understandably said he feels the police were there to shut them down.
The Police responded by saying they intend to get an arrest warrant for Stephenson.

Brighton and Hove looks set to get fully nude dancing in the near future.
The Grace of Brighton in North Street is set to open on March 8 after being granted a licence by the local council. No one objected to the application.
Two more clubs are reported to be in the offing.
Brighton and Hove's first fully nude venue, The Rocco Mana in East Street, was recently given the go-ahead by magistrates, overturning the council's initial rejection.
Magistrates ruled the link between strip clubs and disorder could not be proved and police believe they will now have to wait until the venues open to gather (or manufacture) evidence.
The city's current strip clubs - Pussycat, in Church Road, Hove, and sister club Top Totty in Grand Parade, Brighton - had bids to go fully nude turned down in 2005, along with Club 52's first application.
But the successful appeal by The Rocco Mana, which is connected to Spearmint Rhino, has changed the rules.
Ken McGrath, owner of the Pussycat Club, said he will now have to reapply to stay competitive. He said "it really is an explosion and it is inevitable that clubs will go fully nude now."

Another day, another minor celebrity gets her kit off for teasing PETA posters.
This time, it's "international cover model, actor, and spokesperson for Dollhouse Clothing" Joanna Krupa, who appears nude in no less than 3 different posters.
Krupa was apparently named 'sexiest swimsuit model in the world' by Playboy, which at least puts her a few stepa ahead of some other PETA supporters who have stripped in the name of publicity.
You can see more at the PETA website.

A new petition has appeared on the British Prime Minister's web site.
The petition states "We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to recognise that lap dancing and striptease venues should not be restricted by burdensome licensing regulations."
We at Striporama obviously support this, and urge all readers to sign up. Admittedly, the government are now backing away from the online petition concept after it proved too popular, but this remains the best way of voicing our objections that we currently have.
Sign up here: http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/striptease/
Thanks to Tyke for the information.

The entire 53-year print run of Playboy is going to be made available on DVD in a one-of-a kind series of box sets.
Each DVD set will include the entire decade's worth of content from the original print editions.
The first set, which features every issue from the 1950s and 1960s, will hit stores in October 2007 with additional sets slated for a 2008 release.
The digital archive will contain articles, interviews, cartoons, photographs and advertisements as they appeared in the original print editions.
"This digital archive is a first in the mass-consumer magazine and men's category," said Hugh Hefner. "Playboy magazine has a tremendous legacy. With our loyal readership, which has always shown a real interest in our archival issues, we knew this would be the perfect opportunity to offer Playboy fans what they have wanted for years."
In order to bring the digital editions of Playboy to life, Bondi Digital Publishing will scan and re-type all 636 issues of Playboy (a total of 115,880 pages and more than 93,000 photographs). The DVDs allows for fans to browse, search, organize and read every digital replica of the magazine.
Each box set will come with a 200-page companion book with never-before-seen photographs and correspondences, a Playboy timeline and highlights of selected pages from the magazine. Retail price is $100.

Actor Brad Pitt has claimed that he owes his career to strippers.
The star used to work as a personal chauffeur to strip group Women of the Pole who introduced him to famous acting coach Roy London. Pitt insists if he hadn't met London he would never have made it in Hollywood.
The actor told Newsweek:
"I had a job driving strippers around. Yeah, my job was to drive them to bachelor parties and things. I'd pick them up, and at the gig I'd collect the money, play the bad Prince tapes and catch the girls' clothes. It was not a wholesome atmosphere, and it got very depressing.
"After two months I went in to quit, and the guy said, 'Listen, I've got this one last gig tonight.' So I did it, and this girl - I'd never met her before - was in an acting class taught by a man named Roy London. I went and checked it out, and it really set me on the path to where I am now.
"Strippers changed my life."

The authors of new book Punk Marketing have come up with a novel was of promoting their book.
They've posted video clips to YouTube featuring a young woman reading extracts from the book, as she slowly disrobes!
You can check out both clips here.

A man was convicted this week of killing his ex-girlfriend, who worked as a stripper in New York.
Paul Cortez, 26, was found guilty of second-degree murder for slashing the throat of 21-year-old Catherine Woods on November 27, 2005, in her Manhattan apartment. He faces 25 years to life in prison at his March 23rd sentencing.
Woods moved to New York from Ohio hoping to make it on Broadway, but ended up dancing in topless bars to cover her expenses.
Prosecutor Peter Casolaro said the key piece of evidence was a bloody fingerprint, found on a wall in the apartment, that matched Cortez.
Casolaro also submitted phone records showing that on the day of the slaying, Cortez repeatedly called Woods. The calls stopped during the time she was killed, and Cortez never placed another call to her, Casolaro said.
"He already knows she's dead and there is nobody to answer the phone," Casolaro told the jury.

35 lap dancers who were arrested in Malta back in November have been cleared of committing immoral acts.
Presiding Magistrate Antonio Mizzi heard how police officers were instructed to carry out searches in various clubs across Malta to investigate whether there was any form of prostitution or other 'immoral acts' going on inside these establishments.
That night, 35 East European lap dancers were arrested by the police after they were found dancing at the clubs which were all shut down.

Mizzi criticised the police fort not allowing the women to vhange clothes before beibg taken into custody. The prosecution claimed that this was done in order to photograph the dancers so that they can later present the evidence in court - rightly dismissed as a "ridiculous excuse" by Mizzi who emphasised that every person had a right to dignity and called for an apology..
Mizzi also added that since the prosecution itself admitted that during the searches there were no signs of prostitution, there was no point in charging these women with running the establishment for prostitution purposes.
He said that this had been a fishing expedition on the part of the police and while evidence showed that some of the women were doing nothing illegal and had nothing to do with the running of the establishments, they were still arrested and arraigned. All 35 were all EU nationals who came to Malta out of free will to work and had regular contracts, most as self-employed paid by the establishment.
Before acquitting the dancers, Magistrate Mizzi concluded that the moral standards of society have evolved.
Can we have him working the UK judicial system please?

The Sun has awarded model turned actress Kelly Brook their Busta prize, a new 'award' for the best topless scenes in movies - or simply an excuse for the paper and its website to run lots of pictures featuring celebrity flesh, who knows?
The paper rather questionably claimed that Brook was 'celebrating' after winning their 'breast actress' award, thanks to topless scenes in the movie Three. Yep, we're sure she's just thrilled.
Salma Hayek came second, surgically rebuilt Demi Moore third, Katie Holmes (!) fourth and Eva Green fifth in the poll of more than 5000 easily aroused readers with clearly short attention spans.
Other nominees included Angelina Jolie, Pamela Anderson, Halle Berry, Anne Friel and - ugh - Sienna Miller.

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Concerned parents of pupils at Abertillery Comprehensive School in Gwent, South Wales, have been fretting after a school trip to Switzerland saw pupils booked into a hotel which is attached to a strip club.
Visits to the club were unlikely to have been on the agenda, but that didn't stop hysterical parents from contacting the head after reading about the Swiss hotel, described as 'one notch below skid row' on the Internet.
One parent told The Metro: "I think it is terrible -would you let your 13-year-old go there?"

R 'n' B wailer and wannabe actress Jamelia is the latest 'celebrity' to pose nude for animal rights activists PETA. Let's hope she doesn't follow in the footsteps of so many of their other posters girls and start wearing fur when the buzz of PETA publicity has worn off.

French magazine Choc has published topless pictures of actress Jennifer Aniston, taken from her recent bland movie The Breakup.
The actual film has the usual fudged nude scenes where you don't get to see anything, but the ex-Friends star WAS nude during the shoot, and uncensored shots have slipped out.
The photos are not exactly sexy, but what the hey.
In the interests of science, we bring one to you. No, don't thank us, it's our job...

Male cyclists taking part in The World Naked Bike Ride in Brisbane next month have been told to cover up - with a sock..
As part of a World Naked Bike Ride, environmentalists in 56 cities across 16 countries will strip down in a coordinated environmental protest on March 10th.
Brisbane coordinator and naturist Dario Western said the riders would go "as bare as you dare" and decorate themselves with body paint for the inaugural 20-minute ride.
"Nothing like that has been done in this city before," he said.
"I think a few people might be disgusted, I think a few more would be amused and I think a majority of them will just turn a blind eye.
"I think Queensland people tend to be a lot more conservative when it comes to matters such as non-sexual nakedness and environmental awareness.
"But as long as they take it in the spirit it's given, then I don't think there will be any problem."
Even so, Indooroopilly police officer in charge, Acting Senior Sergeant Chris Peters said officers would meet with Mr Western to plan the event to ensure "everyone's interests are protected".
He said women would be allowed to go topless but asked to wear knickers, while men would be encouraged to wear "a discretely placed sock". Presumably Mr Peters has never actually worn a sock over his penis, or he'd know that this is not the most secure way of staying covered - especially when someone is peddling!
Mr Western said there were around 200 "active" naturists in Brisbane, although many tended to be "hush, hush" about their activities.
"They don't like their families or their mates to know about it," he said.
What a dull place it sounds.

City staff in Minnesota want Sinners Gentlemen’s Club to stop displaying nude mannequins in its Washington Avenue window display.
According to the city code, sexually oriented businesses cannot display "merchandise or pictures of the products or entertainment on the premises"in the building windows.
Jerry Buchanan, who owns the building that houses Sinners at 121 Washington Ave. N., rightly says he does not believe the code applies to the window display at Sinners.
"It's a stretch to say a headless mannequin is the product available," he commented. "It's a civil liberties issue."
Buchanan said he expects elected officials to rule against the business and said the issue would likely end up in federal court.
"I think the city will eventually lose" he said.
Sinners opened in November. The city later notified the business it was in violation of city code and ordered the club to take down the display. Instead, the club appealed the decision and the issue is scheduled go before the Zoning Board of Adjustment on February 15th.

We've said it before and we'll say it again - new laws in Britain are allowing the police to act as both judge and jury, imposing their own narrow-minded views on others and operating as little more than a protection racket where money can be demanded with menaces, seemingly on a whim. Here's more proof.
A Cambridge student has been slapped with an £80 on-the-spot fine. His crime? building a 4ft phallus in the snow.
John Knowles built a snow penis in his lunch-break on Parker's Piece on February 8th, and was pleased when crowds gathered to admire his handiwork and passing motorists beeped their horns in appreciation.
So clearly no-one had been offended. And no-one had complained. But then a police officer pulled up in a patrol car and asked the student to accompany him to the nearby Parkside station.
He then booked the 18-year old for a public order offence, warning him his statue could have offended members of the public, and handed him an £80 fine which he must pay within two weeks.
He was also ordered to knock the statue down.
Knowles said: "My mates and I built a 4ft phallic symbol in the snow, just to make people laugh.
"Quite a few people were stopping and having a laugh, then this police officer came over and told me I would have to pay him £80.
"He said I had to be fined because I could have offended someone, but in all honesty I did not see anyone who was offended - they were all having a laugh."
The wording on the fine cites Knowles for "making a 4ft phallic symbol out of snow" and says the penalty was issued under section five of the overly repressive Public Order Act, which bans the display of any writing, sign or other visible representation which is threatening, abusive or insulting. Not, you'll note, offensive.
Knowles, who lives at the YMCA, added: "I don't have a job and to me £80 is a lot of money, so although the officer may have just been doing his job, I'm not particularly happy about it."
Well actually, the officer was NOT doing his job, he was being a jobsworth, imposing his own fucked up moral opinions on everyone else. This case would have been laughed out of court, but of course, on-the-spot fines help avoid that little legal inconvenience, don't they? Knowles should have refused to pay.
A police spokesman said:
"The police officer was driving past Parker's Piece when he noticed the snow sculpture, which was very intricately made and attracting attention from passers-by, many of whom were children.
"He stopped and spoke to the sculptor about his creation and he agreed that it could cause offence in such a prominent position.
"The officer was not trying to spoil anyone's enjoyment of the snow, but was concerned people in the area could be offended by the structure."
Funny, I thought the law was supposed to react to offences that had happened, not offences which may (or, more likely, may not) occur. Still, good to know that Cambridge is so crime free that the police have nothing else to do...

Wonderfully eccentric former model Anna Nicole Smith has died near Miami, Florida at the age of 39, her lawyer has said.
She was found unconscious in a hotel room and could not be resuscitated. An autopsy will be carried out later.
One of Smith's lawyers told Reuters news agency her husband Howard K Stern was "speechless and grieving".
Born Vicki Lynn Hogan in Texas on 28th Novmeber 1967, the former Playboy Playmate first shot to global fame when she married Texas oil billionaire J Howard Marshall II in 1994. She was 26 and he was 89. He died a year later - presumably with a smile on his face.
She then spent years in court fighting his miserable looking son for a share of his estate, and rightfully won a victory at the Supreme Court in 2006.
Smith achieved considerable success as a model - those who only saw her in her 'weight problem days' should be reminded of just how sexy she was at her peak. She was named Playboy's Playmate of the Year in 1993 and had a lucrative contract with Guess Jeans. She also appeared in a few movies including The Naked Gun 33 1/3 and Skyscraper, glamour video Anna Nicole Smith - Exposed and various Playboy DVD's. From 2002 to 2004 she starred in her own, gloriously mad reality series, The Anna Nicole Show.
Her victory in the inheritance case didn't stop people dragging her through court. At the time of her death, she was involved in a paternity suit over her daughter, born in September last year - Smith's former boyfriend Larry Birkhead claims he is the father of the child. Paternity suits usually involve men denying that they are the father, but then most cases don't involve a woman worth millions.
Shortly after her daughter's birth, Smith's 20 year old son Daniel died of a drugs overdose. Whether this new level of stress in her life played any part in her death remains to be seen.
Anna Nicole had kept the world entertained for over a decade with her oddball antics, and will be missed.

Visit our Anna Nicole Smith gallery!

Those of you looking for more on her life should read:

The Great Big Beautiful Doll: The Anna Nicole Smith Story (USA)

The Great Big Beautiful Doll: The Anna Nicole Smith Story (UK)

Another B-list celebrity porn film is about to hit the web.
Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton's best friend, daughter of O.J. Simpson's lawyer and not actually famous for doing anything other than being famous, is about to have a video she shot several years ago with not-very-well-known rapper Ray J released.
Vivid Video bought the tape, which had been floating on the porn market for about a month, for $1 million from an unidentified source. The company plans to have a DVD titled Kim Kardashian Superstar in stores by Feb. 28, with additional footage on kimksuperstar.com.
Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch said, "We are comfortable that we have the legal right to distribute this video. I've seen the video and it's really great. It has over 30 minutes of explicit sex that fans of erotica will find very appealing. Apparently, the video was shot by Ray J about three years ago when he and Kim were in a relationship. Viewers will definitely get their money's worth."
Kardashian's representatives claim she will be taking legal action. We can't see a big company like Vivid spending that amount of money if there were legal doubts, so what's the betting that a behind-the-scenes deal has already been agreed?

Five-time European champion in figure-skating, France's Surya Bonaly, has claimed she intends to appear totally naked on the ice at the Asnieres skating-rink, France.
Bonaly says she wants to draw attention to the slaughter of seal cubs in North Canada.
Bonaly became the face of a new campaign to protect animals organized by PETA, whose celebrity are well-known for their 'rather go naked than wear fur' campaigns (as well as often modelling fur once the publicity has died down).
Given that talk is cheap and the headlines have already been grabbed, we at Striporama won't hold our breath waiting for this nude performance.

The Sunday Mirror reports that men turning up for a night out at their favourite lapdancing club were surprised to discover it had turned into a gay bar.
They had not realised Foxies gentleman's club in Swindon, has now become The Pink Rooms.
The venue changed hands a few weeks ago, but the new owners have kept the lapdancing poles.
Boss Helen O'Gorman said: "We've had quite a few men come in asking where the girls are.
"Some of them have a drink then we point them in the right direction.
"I suppose the problem is, we have kept the poles."

A lapdancing club has come under attack from morons after a van advertising the venue was parked in a residential street.
The Express and Star reports that the van, advertising the Bandit Queen nightclub in Dudley, has been left parked in Elsma Road, Oldbury, its body work decorated with images of 'semi-naked' (i.e. clothed) girls.
It is parked opposite homes and - here we go - 'close to St Hubert’s RC Primary School'. Is there anywhere in Britain that ISN'T 'close' to a school?
Easily offended locals have gathered a 60-name petition demanding the van be removed, although it is not breaking any laws.
Resident, Mike Chadwick said: "It has been painted with rather disgraceful images of scantily clad ladies.
"It is offensive to many, many people. It is within three to 400 yards of a primary school.
"If you want to see this thing normally you have to pay for it or look on the top shelf. We have never had anything like this before."
Okay readers, check out the photo. Does it look like top shelf material? No, thought not.
Other cranks weighed in with their ill-formed opinions too.
Sandra Chadwick, who lives in the street, said: "It is offensive. We don’t want things like that parked near our homes."
Oldbury Town Committee chairman Councillor Malcolm Bridges said: "I pass that vehicle every day when I go to work. I think it is offensive."
The police say the owner is not committing an offence.
A spokesman for the Bandit Queen nightclub, who would not give his name, said the vehicle was taxed, insured and had an MoT certificate and was therefore not breaking any laws.
Bringing a spot of common sense to the debate, he said: "The images are not offensive. All of the pictures are above board. They are all dressed and there's no nudity.
"It is not breaking any laws. It's here to stay."

A contestant on Channel 4 game show Deal Or No Deal has been revealed as a former soft porn star - who posed nude with her daughter!
47 year old Jane Kershaw and her 21 year old daughter Kelly were seen by millions of viewers £50,000 last weekend.
Within a few days, The Sun (of course) reported that the pair had appeared in a video called Alone With Kelly.
The paper was tipped off by a 'fan' who caight the show.
He said: "Kelly was wearing a grey jumper but she's so big-chested, I'd recognise those knockers anywhere."
Kelly - who used the name Kelly Kay during her nudie career - told the paper "my mum used to come on photoshoots with me. One day my boss asked my mum if she wanted to do a shoot. We did it for a laugh and got paid.
"They filmed as we were doing a photoshoot. We were both topless."
Kelly had an impressive 34H bust at the time, but has subsequently had breast reduction surgery due to back pains. So well done to Mr Voyeur for still recognising them!
She now has two kids and has given up modelling.

More proof, if proof were needed, that the UK government's much vaunted Anti Social Behaviour Orders are being used by petty individuals to enforce their own views on the world came this week.
Yan Price was handed an ASBO banning him from going naked outside his home after he mowed his lawn in the nude.
An 'appalled' young mother saw him out of her bedroom window and Price ended up before York Crown Court on a charge of indecent exposure.
Readers might recall a similar situation last year with a middel aged woman who's nude sunbathing was seen by an eqally appalled male neighbour. That case was dismissed. But one law for women and another for men clearly exists.
The jury convicted Price, and Judge Peter Benson prohibited him from "being naked other than inside a building out of public gaze" under a 12-month ASBO.
The order will force him to stop his nude sunbathing as well as naked gardening.
The easily shocked former near-neighbour told them she had seen him wearing shorts on a Sunday last July as he started his gardening. Then he dropped the shorts. The 'young mother' cannot be identified for some bizarre legal reason.
Price was fined £500 with £400 prosecution costs.
The naked gardening occurred when Price was living in Scarborough. He has since moved to Pocklington.
Price said after the case that he could not understand how his naked body could cause so much offence that such an order was needed. "I'm very comfortable with my own body and often walk around naked. I don't see a problem with that. I do not intend to cause offence."

The Sexual Freedom Coalition has announced the first details of this year's SFC Conference.
Entitled 'The Sanctity of our Bedrooms', the theme of the conference will be "What consenting adults do in their bedrooms is not the business of the state, whether they are disabled, into swinging, BDSM and / or selling sexual services."
Speakers announced so far are Helena Barrow, Manager of The Chaseley Trust in Eastbourne, Dr Petra Boynton and Dr Tuppy Owens, with many more to come.
The Conference also has striptease performances (offering light relief perhaps), with Chiqui (pictured above), Gypsy Charms and Sunny Snake Boy amongst those performing last year.
The conference takes place on Saturday 21st April 2007between 2pm-5.30pm at Toynbee Hall, 28 Commercial Street, London E1 6LS.
Tickets are £10/£5 concs. on the door.
Full details can be found at the SFC website.
Striporama will be there, so come and say hello.
You can check out a video clip of Chiqui's 2006 show (as well as some photos of her performance at the 2005 Erotic Awards launch) here.