For the very first time the Masturbate-a-thon is coming
to the UK. After six successful years in San Francisco
the event has finally arrived in Europe, and will this
year take place in London, on Saturday 5th August 2006.
The charity event isintended to encourage people to
explore safer sex, talk about masturbation and lift
the taboos that still surround the subject, by coming
to a public place and coming in a public place!
All money raised supports charities in the campaign
for greater public understanding of and better services
in HIV and sexual health.
Participants ask friends, colleagues and loved ones
to sponsor them. The amount you raise will be determined
by how many minutes you masturbate and/or how many orgasms
you achieve. You can even ask sponsors to support you
by making a single payment just for having the courage
to come along on the day and take part.
The Masturbate-a-thon will be taking place between 2pm
and 10pm on Saturday 5th August at Drop Studios, 50-54
Clerkenwell, London, EC1M 5PS. Please do not contact
Drop Studios for information regarding the event. If
you require further details call 0207 017 8764 leaving
your name, contact number & query and someone will
get back to you.
Channel 4 will be filming the event for a documentary
which will make up part of their 'masturbation week'.
Given C4's anti-sex prudery of late, we can assume that
most of the week will be devoted to showing that wanking
really DOES make you go blind and mad...
Model
Elle MacPherson says that she found inspiration for
her new lingerie range by visiting strip clubs.
The Australian's latest clothing line is called Boudoir
and she claims that she knew exactly where to go to
get ideas.
She explained, "The whole idea is one of seduction
but to find the right look I had to go to strip joints."It's
really sexy underwear with wonderful colour combinations."
Plans have been submitted to open a new lap dancing
bar in the middle of Burnley town centre. The bar would
be based above Calamity Jane's in Hammerton Street.
Burnley Council will have to decide on whether or not
to let the club get the go-ahead although it is understood
there have been initial concerns from police over proposed
levels of nudity and contact between customers and dancers.
Funny, we thought the police were only supposed to comment
on the likelyhood of crime and disorder - what business
is it of theirs how much nudity is allowed?
Former
USTV child star and more recently drug addict Jodie
Sweetin is to host a new show on music channel Fuse
TV with the guaranteed-for-cancellation dumbass title
of Pants-Off Dance-Off.
The show is to be taped at Fuse TV's Midtown studio
and features people of all ages taking off their clothes
to their favorite music videos. Sounds awful ansd we
assume there will be no nudity, so it's probabl;y not
even good for a cheap thrill.
No word yet if Sweetin - ex-star of lame sitcom Full
House - plans to strip, but we somehow doubt it.
Fuse says it hopes she will use her connections to get
her former little TV sisters - Mary-Kate and Ashley
Olsen - to join in the freaky fun. Which frankly sounds
even more doubtful.
East London prudes are predicvtably up in arms over
the possibility of a lap-dancing club opening in their
Canning Town neighbourhood, and as ever, are hiding
behind a non-existant threat to children to mask their
bigotry.
Star Primary School is within 100 yards of the disused
Anchor Pub on Star Lane, which a company called Klub
Klass plan to develop the old pub as a club for adult
entertainment between the hours of midday and 2am primarily
targeted at Docklands businessmen. Not, you'll note,
at schoolchildren.
Nonetheless, employees of Star Primary School in Canning
Town have vowed to fight against the application. The
Headteacher, Marion Rosen, thinks the club would be
a mistake for the community and the children. "The
building is basically as close as you can get to the
school without being in our playground" she
whined.
Crumbling after years of wear and tear, the Anchor was
earmarked for housing development but when the deal
fell through, it stayed vacant, much to the dismay of
Rosen, who thinks it would be better utilised as community
space: "I would love to set up a trust and get
a grant and try and buy it. We could use it as a part
of the school or we could use it as a youth club."
In other words, a magnet for vandals, drug puishers
and muggers if most youth clubs are anything to go by.
Rosen said "For those of us who object to the
opening of the club, there are very tight criteria for
objecting. And if we don’t phrase our objections
in the right language, the club could get the green
light. You can’t object on moral or religious grounds
either. Our private views do not come into it. The only
things we can object on are about crime and disorder,
public nuisance, public safety and the protection of
children from harm."
Given that, we would expect the application to sail
through unhindered...
Sex
workers
are
fighting
for
their
rights
in
San
Francisco.
They're
calling
for
more
legal
protection
and
decriminalisation
for
strippers
and
escorts.
Male
stripper
'Starchild
'is
bidding
for
a
seat
on
the
San
Francisco
Board
of
Supervisors.
"And
that
ballot
is
going
to
say
'escort/exotic
dancer'"
he
said.
Prostitutes
and
strippers
a
came
to
the
downtown
courthouse
steps
to
call
for
more
respect
and
stronger
legal
protections
for
legal
and
illegal
workers
in
the
sex
industry.
They
complained
that
a
series
of
new
anti-human
trafficking
laws
restrict
their
freedom
and
called
for
the
decriminalisation
of
the
world’s
oldest
profession.
Exploitation
movie
veteran
June
Ormond
has
died.
She
was
94.
Ormond,
along
with
husband
Ron,
had
a
truly
odd
career
-
she
produced
oddball
sleaze
classics
such
as
Monster
&
the
Stripper,
Mesa
of
Lost
Women,
Teenage
Bride
and
Girl
from
Tobacco
Road
in
the
1950's
and
60's
before
a
1967
air
crash
saw
the
couple
turn
to
religion.
They
subsequently
churned
out
bizarre
Christian
movies
for
the
remainder
of
their
career.
Ron
died
in
1981
and
June
continued
in
the
God
Flick
biz
for
some
years
afterwards,
though
she
never
disowned
her
sleazy
past.
Lingerie
chain
La
Senza
has
claimed
that
British
breasts
are
increasingly
annually
with
sales
of
DD,
E
and
F
cup
bras
rising
30
per
cent
in
the
last
three
years.
However,
this
increase
has
nothing
to
do
with
nature.
,
La
Senza
spokesperson
Lisa
Bond
said:
"It
may
be
due
to
the
fact
that
women
now
have
fuller
and
more
curvy
figures
or
because
more
women
are
having
breast
implants."
Most
likely
the
latter
we
suspect.
Bond
added
that
sales
of
A
to
D
cups
had
only
gone
up
eight
per
cent.
In
a
feeble
attempt
to
drum
up
publicity
for
her
new
album,
Christina
Aguilera
has
been
reported
in
The
Sun
as
saying
she
"loves
stripping
off".
The
popster
said:
"Posing
almost
naked
is
a
natural
thing
for
me."
She
added
that
marriage
to
the
ridiculously
named
Jordan
Bratman
has
not
made
her
think
of
toning
down
her
'raunchy'
style.
Aguilera,
whose
new
album
Still
Dirrty
is
released
in
August,
added:
"Though
I'm
married
I
still
have
that
provocative
feeling
in
me.
I
still
shock
people
once
in
a
while
and
I'm
still
very
open
with
my
sexuality."
And
hubby
Jordan
backs
her
naughty
image.
"He's
cool,"
she
claims.
"He's
proud
and
supportive
of
how
I
look."
Yeah,
we're
sure
he
enjoys
the
money
she
brings
in...
Stringfellows
in
Dublin
closed
its
doors
for
the
final
time
this
week,
after
less
than
six
months
in
business.
The
closure
comes
despite
previous
denials
that
the
club
was
in
financial
trouble.
The
club
Model
Elle MacPherson says that she found inspiration for
her new lingerie range by visiting strip clubs. 
Former
USTV child star and more recently drug addict Jodie
Sweetin is to host a new show on music channel Fuse
TV with the guaranteed-for-cancellation dumbass title
of Pants-Off Dance-Off. .gif)
Sex
workers
are
fighting
for
their
rights
in
San
Francisco.
They're
calling
for
more
legal
protection
and
decriminalisation
for
strippers
and
escorts.
Exploitation
movie
veteran
June
Ormond
has
died.
She
was
94.
in
the
1950's
and
60's
before
a
1967
air
crash
saw
the
couple
turn
to
religion.
In
a
feeble
attempt
to
drum
up
publicity
for
her
new
album,
Christina
Aguilera
has
been
reported
in
The
Sun
as
saying
she
"loves
stripping
off".
The
popster
said:
"Posing
almost
naked
is
a
natural
thing
for
me."
She
added
that
marriage
to
the
ridiculously
named
Jordan
Bratman
has
not
made
her
think
of
toning
down
her
'raunchy'
style.