Carmen Electra made a public appearance for the UK premiere of her awful looking new Brit film, I Want Candy.
The actress stars as porn star Candy Fiveways in the film, which is about two would-be movie moguls/tossers from Leatherhead.
Also at the premiere was ex-Spice Girl Melanie C, who mutilates the film's title song, the 1982 Bow Wow Wow hit I Want Candy.
Former Big Brother contestants Danielle 'Bigot' Lloyd, Michelle Bass and Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace also turned out. No celebrities apparently bothered then.
The PR buffoons for the film also once again trotted out the myth than porn non-de-plumes are taken from your pet's name and your first street. If anyone can name a single porn star where this has actually happened, please let us know...

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Former footballer Steve Anthrobus has been fined for having sex with a childminder in front of a toddler she was looking after on a site popular with Black Country walkers.
The 37-year-old was caught with married mother-of-two Debbie Matthews by a young couple walking their dog in Walsall.
Anthrobus and Matthews both pleaded guilty to outraging public decency at Wolverhampton Crown Court yesterday.
An ambulance had to be called for 40-year-old Matthews, of Walton Road, Aldridge, who collapsed moments before entering court but was ruled fit to be sentenced by paramedics who can spot a faker when the see one.
Heidi Kubik, prosecuting, said the pair were spotted having sex on land in Clayhanger, Brownhills, close to Tesco last June 7. A toddler then in the care of Matthews was close by. A classy pair, obviously.
Kubik said: "The couple were walking their dog when they spotted the two defendants. They had placed a picnic blanket on the floor and were having sex.
"The girl shouted out to the defendants, saying what they were doing was disgusting, but they carried on."
Anthrobus, of Somerset Road, Handsworth Wood, Birmingham, was fined £500 and Matthews £250.

While the rest of us have to suffer through unbearable crap like The X Factor and Dancing on Ice, Australia has a new reality talent show that sounds worth watching.
Erotic Star seeks to find Australia's most talented stripper.
Contestants are ejected each week for failing one of the many challenges that spice up the eight-part series. There are dance-offs, a James Bond-themed show, and even surfing and beach volleyball skills to master.
The show's host, Bessie Bardot, says "the point of the whole show is based around the hugely popular pole-dancing phenomenon and to revive the lost art of burlesque." The lost art of burlesque? Where the hell has she been? Oh, right... Australia.
She adds: "If people think it's going to be T and A, this is the wrong show. Occasionally you'll see one of the girls topless, but that's all you'll see. It's absolutely not gratuitous."
Bardot, who has made a living out of talking and writing about sex and relationships, aims to debunk the seedy image of the erotic dancing profession.
"It's easy to jump to conclusions that girls who are professional dancers somehow haven't done what they wanted in life or have perhaps been involved with drugs and alcohol, but it's not the case," she says.
That the contestants include a mother whose husband is serving in Iraq, and an English virgin, demonstrates that it's not all about sex, drugs and pole dancing, she argues.

A Punta Gorda police officer who appeared naked in a video six years ago has been fired following claims she showed the film to a detective while the two were on duty.
Other officers also viewed the graphic video of Gina Wiseley, according to an internal investigation.
Wiseley called the public-exhibition film "the video that ruined my life," according to the investigative report by Capt. David Lipker.
The footage allegedly shows Wiseley naked and 'touching herself' on a Key West street during the city's 2001 Fantasy Fest. Not, perhaps, the smartest move for a serving police officer.
It first drew attention in 2005 when Wiseley was an eight-year officer with the Lee County Sheriff's Office.
She resigned after investigators there looked into the video.
Punta Gorda police officials were aware of the video and its graphic content when they hired Wiseley in October, Deputy Chief Albert "Butch" Arenal said in a Feb. 22 interview.
"She is an experienced officer and detective, and she made a mistake not related to her duty," Arenal said at the time. "We're prepared to defend our decision."
The investigation started in late January, after superiors learned that detective Harvey Ayers had told some co-workers that Wiseley showed him the video from a laptop inside her patrol car.
After a 23-day probe, Lipker didn't find enough proof to support Ayers' claim that Wiseley showed him the video. But
nevertheless, she was fired Feb. 27 because she called Ayers soon after she learned of the investigation against her. The call is considered a violation of department policy, according to the written conclusions on the investigation.
Wiseley, who was still a probationary employee, told investigators she called Ayers "because I wanted to know why he's lying ... I did it because I was horrified with the allegations," according to the report.
We haven't bee able to find a photo of Wiseley or her video, but here's a flavour of what to expect at the Fantasy Fest. Let's hope this lady isn't a cop...

A film about the life of Anna Nicole Smith has been announced.
Casting for the lead role of the movie has begun, says opportunist producer Jack Nasser of All-Media Productions. The movie could be released as soon as June of this year. So clearly it'll be a classy production.
Nasser says the movie will cover all of the important events in Smith's life, from age 17 until she dies at age 39. The events will include her marriage to billionaire J. Howard Marshall and the death of her 20 year old son Daniel.
Nasser says the film will focus on the positive facts about Anna Nicole's life. "It's not focused on the trash," he said. We wonder if there is anything interesting in her life other than the trash, so have few hopes for this project.
Nasser claims the movie will be released to theatres, but you know that isn't going to happen. In fact, All-Media specialise in straight-to-DVD and TV movies, which is clearly where this project will end up.
Casting for the role of Anna Nicole will begin next week, Nasser says. One woman may be cast as a younger version of Nicole and one to play the older. The casting call for the role specifies "some minor nudity for two brief striptease" scenes. Is that it? Jeeze, this sounds less and less interesting.

It's the end of an era. Italian TV regulators have banned late night soft porn in a move that is surely legally dubious.
The Communications Authority has issued a permanent ban outlawing soft porn aired on myriad local channels and estimated to lure an average of one million viewers nightly.
The decision, effective two weeks’ time, will force some 500 stations to pull spots for sex chat-lines plus vintage Playboy Channel fare and local soft-core pics.
Violations of the ban will result in a fine of between 5 and 50,000 Euros ($6.600 and $66,000).
Soft porn has been a staple part of the Itailan TV experience since the 1980's when Silvio Berlusconi-owned channels began striptease game show Colpo Grosso, subsequently exported to Germany as Tutti Frutti.
The only exception to the ban is Rupert Murdoch's Sky Italia, allowed to continue to air encrypted porn movies on its Hot pay-channels.

Spearmint Rhino has won a High Court appeal against a ruling that it has to pay VAT on the earnings of its dancers.
It means that the performers must pay VAT themselves, although they only have to be VAT registered if they earn more than £60,000 per year.
David Milne QC, representing Spearmint Rhino, argued that the club should not pay because self-employed dancers pay to use its facilities and are in turn paid by the clients.
Milne drew a parallel between operators of lap dancing clubs and airports.
He pointed out that if he were to buy a cup of coffee or a camera from an outlet at Heathrow, it would be supplied by the retailer and not by the airport's operator, BAA.
He said that the retailers paid for the "privilege of trading in the lucrative departure area" just as the dancers pay for the use of booths at the clubs.
The original ruling was made on the basis that the dancers were the agents of Spearmint Rhino because of the degree of control the club has over them through their Dance Performance Licences.
The licence requires the dancers to try to maximise sales and entertainment; they have to pay damages to the club if they miss a session that they have booked.
A statement from HM Revenue and Customs said, "HMRC will consider the High Court's decision carefully before deciding what further action to take, including whether to appeal."

Zoo Weekly has apologised and agreed to pay "substantial" damages to photographer and actress Koo Stark after printing an article last May which wrongly alleged she was a porn star.
Stark - who starred in 1970's soft porn films Emily and Cruel Passion, roles which earned her the tabloid nickname 'Koo Starkers' during her relationship with Prince Andrew in the 1980's - sued the magazine and commented "I am delighted that the record has finally been set straight and my name cleared of an allegation that my family and I have found deeply distressing and hurtful."
The Emap-owned magazine printed an apology in the 16 February 2007 edition and agreed to pay Stark's legal costs as well as the undisclosed damages.

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Every so often - in fact, far too often - we at Striporama read a story which makes us wonder about the sanity of the world. Here's one.
People using the London's York Hall Baths have been told to 'cover up' in the hot steam room.
They used to go naked on single-sex days, but are soon to be required to wear towelling when York Hall reopens after its recent £4.5m refurbishment.
Paul Milican, a journalist who has used the baths in Bethnal Green's Cambridge Heath Road for 15 years, said: "This is ridiculous. You go to the baths to sweat.
"To sweat it out in a costume is laughable. No baths in Europe would allow you to wear a costume. It's unhygienic."
Critics are also furious that prices will go up from £8 to £20 when it reopens.
"It was an inclusive social hub for people of varied backgrounds, like a gathering of the United Nations," Milican added. "But these modern luxury spas are boring, like a pub without the beer."

Rod Stewart's empty-headed daughter, Kimberly, decided to perform a striptease around a pole, whilst at a Miami nightclub last weekend.
Stewart, a friend of Paris Hilton (which should tell you everything you need to know) did her 'impromptu' performance at the club and then intellectualised to the press: "That is a lot of fun. Me and my friends perform a striptease at my house nearly every Sunday, in hot shorts. That is popular right now. I would like to do that in a club, but I do not know if they will let me".

A naked woman left late-night shoppers in Edinburgh stunned as she ran along George Street screaming and laughing.
Passersby described how the woman leapt out of a blue Renault Clio near the junction with Hanover Street at around 6.30pm on Thursday.
Paul Pearson, 33, said he could hardly believe his eyes at the sight of the woman, who he described as in her early 20s, with shoulder-length black hair.
He said: "I stood there open-mouthed and she started laughing and screaming and ran up towards St Andrew Square. Once she went past I didn't want to stare so I kept on walking. Other people around just looked at each other."
He didn't want to stare? God, what a dumbass! Did he think she's be embarrassed?
Police said they had received no reports of a streaker.

Australian Police Constable Melissa Scannell is in trouble after emailing a topless photo of herself to her boyfriend.
The Victoria Police constable, currently stationed at Werribee, opened up her uniform for the mobile phone snap which she then sent to her boyfriend to cheer him up. Unfortunately for her, he wasn't as keen on their relationship as she was - in fact, he's already ended it. And so the photo was then passed on to several work colleagues, and before you know it had circulated throughout the station, finally landing in the inboxes of top ranking officers and ethical standards department detectives.
An unnamed cop told reporters that the boyfriend dumped Scannell but she kept pestering him. To teach her a lesson the boyfriend circulated the picture. The anonymous officer added "she's a bit of slag and no one likes her. She got what she deserved."
Good to see Aussie cops are so enlightened on issues of sexism.
The ethical standards department is examining the matter to determine whether an offense has been committed as a result of the circulation of the image, a Victoria Police spokeswoman has confirmed.
The constable was in her police uniform with her name badge visible and her shirt undone and her tits showing when she was photographed.

Plans to open Shrewsbury's first pole dancing club have been preduictably attacked by a religious looney.
Reverend David Uffindell said "young and weak adults" would be corrupted if borough council chiefs allowed the sale of R18 DVDs at sex shops and lap dancing at a proposed new town centre club.
The idiotic priest said sex was a "gift from God"and should not be used to make money.
He said he was appalled at a new application by the owners of S X Warehouse, in Harlescott, to sell R-18 films, and plans to open what is described by applicants Gemini Games Ltd as a "gentleman's club" in Castle Gates. The Castle Club would occupy the first and second floors of Central Hall, which is currently the Shropshire Business Centre.
The bigoted priest ranted "is there no end to the degradation of our society? Do we really want the possibility of nude shows and sexually arousing pole dancing in our town? Society may grumble all it wants about our prisons being full, but are we encouraging people to deviate from a reasonable and moral way of living?"
There is, of course, no evidence linking sex shops or strip clubs to crime... unlike, say, religion which inspires much hatred, terrorism and war - not to merntion covering up child abuse by pervert priests.
He continued "where is the end? I feel in Shrewsbury we are going to have prostitutes walking openly in the streets like they do in bigger towns. We are rapidly descending to a country where the minority are cow-towed to by the majority for fear of being seen as racist, or even religious."
Wrong: it's the majority having their tastes dictated by a fanatically religious minority.

Striporama officially turns two today.
Yes, it's two years since we first launched, and we'll be celebrating in suitable style.
Feel free to have a drink or two yourselves - you deserve it!

The humourless prigs at corporate monolith Disney are reportedly 'livid' about a porno comic that depicts the characters from Pirates of the Caribbean having all manner of sex.
The comic is produced by the amusingly sleazy cartoon celebrity-porn outfit Sinful Comics - which also features big-name stars like Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears and Jessica Alba in explicit strips.
So far the stars have managed to avoid suing this small time operation (possibly because the cartoon characters don't look all that much like the people they are supposed to be), but Disney is threatening legal action to protect its money spinning franchise.
It's all a lot of fuss over nothing really. And Kiera Knightley should be chuffed that the cartoonist has give her such an ample rack - far removed from reality, sadly...

Shanghai police have arrested a troupe which had been offering raunchy shows during the Spring Festival holiday on the outskirts of Pudong, Xinhua news agency has reported.
Police arrested six female dancers, and four ballroom attendants.
The six women were dancing in a ballroom in Chuansha Town. They danced naked and invited audience members to perform with them on stage, the report said.
Tickets of the show were not sold in public and the audiences were induced to buy tickets at 40 yuan (US$5.16) for each show. Which seems a real bargain.
The ballroom staged six to eight half-hour shows every day. The audiences were mainly middle-aged and old men.

Vacuous model Sophie Anderton is the latest C-list celebrity to have a sex tape emerge into the public domain - allegedly.
A recording of Anderton having sex with her ex-boyfriend, footballer Mark Bosnich is being circulated and could end up on the internet any day.
A 'friend' commented "Sophie is frantic with worry about the tape coming out. It was one they made together ages ago. Mark told her that it had been destroyed, but somehow it has re-emerged.
"She has no idea where it is now or who has seen it. If it comes to light, which it looks like it will, it's going to be hugely damaging and very embarrassing for Sophie."
Well, not really. Anderton is best known as a fame-hungry nobody who has appeared on trashy reality shows and worked as a Playboy model. So how is this likely to damage her? Will it wreck her career as similar tapes did for Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton or Abi Titmuss? She can but hope.
In fact, as Hilton and other have shown, leaking your own porn tape into the public domain and then feigning outrage can be a real career booster. Not that we'd suggestr this is the case here of course...

A German man who built a wooden hut at the top of a telecommunications mast to avoid going to prison has been lured down by nude photographs of his wife.
Mad Fred Gregor, from Werben, spent 10 days in the hut at the top of the metal aerial to avoid serving 15 months for an Internet fraud conviction.
But he was lured down when his ex-stripper wife Suzi sent him naked pictures of herself inside a food parcel.
She said: "I was feeling lonely and thought if I showed him what he was missing he would come down."

The Exotic Dancers of Canada have held their latest annual fundraiser for breast cancer research. But as seems to often be the case with allegedly cash-strapped charities, their efforts haven't always been appreciated by the people they are trying to help.
Strippers volunteered their time last Sunday for a fundraising effort, complete with a silent auction, T-shirts for sale and an exotic show for patrons at Vancouver's Drake Show Lounge.
"There's nothing wrong with getting naked for charity," founder Trina Ricketts (pictured) told CTV British Columbia reporter Shannon Paterson.
"A good friend of mine, her name's Jocelyn, a former exotic dancer, found out she was terminal with cancer. So as a community we all decided to throw her a big party to cheer her up - and then it became a fundraiser."
Last year, the event raised $6,000, of which half went to the Breast Cancer Society of Canada. But the registered charity refused the group's donation this year. In a letter, it explained: "This decision came as a result of donor disgruntlement and we have decided not to accept any donations from what donors consider controversial sources."
So there you go. Remember that next time they want a donation. They obviously don't need it.
Ricketts, a former exotic dancer herself and mother of two from Surrey, said that she found it "heartwarming" after she was approached by many organizations that were only happy to accept her donations.
She settled on Rethink Breast Cancer.

Strippers from the Gilda 2 sex shop and strip club in Viareggio, Italy, have offered a reward of one years free admission to their shows to the person who returns their poodle Gianni (who may well resemble this camp looking fellow). The reward was posted from the time the dog went missing.
"Since we made the offer we have had lots of responses, but so far none of the dogs we have been shown have turned out to be our little Gianni," one of the strippers said.

After the news that four strip clubs are set to open, Brighton and Hove City Council is now pushing for a change in national policy to allow a ban on all new clubs.
A motion is to be presented to a meeting of the full council asking officers to investigate whether a cap can be introduced.
The paranoid Councillors will lobby the Government to change its licensing guidelines which allow gentlemen's clubs to hold lap-dancing with the same licence as a church hall featuring line-dancing. Which is odd, given the hoopps most other councils force venues to jump through...
London boroughs are currently the only local authorities in the country allowed to set limits on strip club numbers, and Jeane Lepper, chairwoman of the licensing committee, is pushing for Brighton and Hove to be afforded the same protection.
The motion reads: The council is convinced that an expansion of this type of entertainment would set the wrong tone for the city, that it could undermine the licensing objectives, particularly in respect of the prevention of crime and disorder and protection of children from harm.
Lepper said "We want to have some control of what is opening in the city and at the moment we fell that we are almost powerless to stop this. We are not just concerned about new venues but also established venues going down that route.
The council also wants to take into account the impact on the character of an area and proximity to schools when discussing bids for new clubs."
A moralising spokeswoman for Brighton police claimed "Brighton and Hove police are not taking a moral standpoint on this issue but have always expressed their concern that this type of venue will attract the wrong type of visitor (like who?) to the city which might have an adverse effect on crime and disorder. And because of this, it is our opinion that the city does not need more sex-encounter establishments."