It's the time of year to dress up in spooky, sexy costumes and enjoy a night of debauchery. So we say to all Striporama readers: Happy Halloween!

Michael Lee, a former magistrate, faces a jail sentence after spending £250,000, much of it stolen from his employer, to have his house in Egerton, Greater Manchester, cleaned by a naked prostitute.
Lee liked to watch his home being dusted, vacuumed and cleaned by a woman who wore nothing but rubber gloves.
So far, so tame - after all, there are agencies which provide naked (or near-naked) men to clean or act as butlers for women and no-ne thinks anything of it. But Lee's fetish cost him dearly..
He spent £20,000 of his own savings , then he ran up £80,000 in credit card bills on the service. He then stole £164, 124 from his employers, Alec’s Three Piece Suite Warehouse in Great Lever, Greater Manchester, driving the furniture shop to the verge of ruin.
Lee finally turned himself in to the police when his household bills ran completely out of control and he was refused further credit on the company’s account. He pleaded guilty to theft and will be sentenced on November 10.
Detective Constable Rick Armstrong, of Greater Manchester Police, said:"Mr Bromley (the business owner) almost lost his business as a result of Lee's prolonged thefts. Lee only came to us after he realised the game was up."
Tracy Goodwin, 37, a secretary at the furniture shop, said yesterday: "Lee made my flesh crawl. He could be crass and suggestive at work. He would make comments about my boobs, and it got to the point where I had to dress frumpy."
Lee, who lives next door to his elderly mother, was not available for comment. But a neighbour, who did not wish to be named, told The Times:"If that guy spent £250,000 on a hooker to clean the house, he should ask for his money back.
"She obviously didn"t have her mind on the cleaning aspect of her work. His place was absolutely filthy."

Two sites in Leamington Spa and Warwick have been earmarked for a lap-dancing club.
Bosh Media is behind a venue called Pinks, which is also due to open in Rugby on November 16.
Marketing director Chris Webb commented "in Warwick and Leamington, there's a lot more people who I call 'smokers', which means those who commute to London. They are generally more aware of this type of thing and have a more atuned mind to it, so I don't think they would have any objection to us. We have a couple of sites in Warwick that we are looking at."
Pinks is being touted as a rival to Spearmint Rhino and the 'upmarket' clubs in Brimingham.
Although his opinion is of no relevance, The Rev Vaughan Roberts, of St Mary's church, said "it would not be somewhere I would frequent. But we live in a free country where these things happen. Lap dancing clubs do exist. A lot would depend on where it was to open up.
" If it were in the town centre and near a school I would be concerned, and I think people would share my feelings.
" At this early stage I would watch the matter with concern for those in society who are most vulnerable."

Actress and model Kelly Brook has released a new collection of lingerie for high street shop New Look.
According to New Look London, Kelly said: "My swimwear range was such as success, and I really enjoyed working with the New Look design team, that we wanted to extend the partnership with a new collection.
"Lingerie not only seemed like the natural choice, but was something I personally have a passion for designing - beautiful, sexy underwear at an accessible, affordable price."
Brook's lingerie goes on sale later this month.

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Rap star Ice-T is facing censorship again, this time because of the cover of his new album.
Music stores across America are refusing to Gangsta Rap, his first solo album in seven years because the cover features him posing naked with his stripper wife Coco.
The album sleeve shows the couple lying naked in bed with his wife's ass in full view and one of her legs draped over his crotch. No graphic genitalia is on display, but it's still wound up the increasingly dumb music retailers of America.
Unless his record label places stickers over the intimate images, he faces a music store boycott of the album.
Talking to the New York Post, Ice-T said, "What can I say, I have been doing these kinds of things for years. You should see the picture when Coco's leg is not there."

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Christina Aguilera is clearly not too shy when it comes to flaunting her charms, but apparently she is also perfectly happy to pee in front of strangers.
The 25-year-old singer told Blender magazine that she has urinated into a bucket, while completely nude, in front of a room full of strangers during a costume change on tour.
"I'm very comfortable with my naked body," the blonde songstress told the magazine. "There's probably even some video of me peeing."
We fervently hope she's right and that such a video makes its way into public domain very soon!
Aguilera also discussed her recent image change for the Back to Basics album, which sees her taking on a retro-glamour persona.
"I watched tons of old movies. Marlene Dietrich, Marilyn, some Fellini. It was a real risk for me to go to this more glamorous place. But I wanted a different take on sexuality: more coy, more playful, more light, more tongue in cheek."
Naturally, we appluad such a move. Pity she didn't follow through with the music, which sadly remains the same old R&B pop pap.

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Back in December 2005, we reported on stripper-turned-evangelist Heather Veitch. Tonight, Britain's Channel 4 are broadcast a documentary about the not-exactly publicity shy head of the JC's Girls website who seeks to convert people in the sex industry.
You can tune in at 11pm to see what all the fuss is about.

The anti-sex feminists might have though that they'd ridiculed them out of existence, but Playboy clubs and bunny girls are back!
Showing that society is now less stuck-up and more in tune with the Playboy philosophy, for the first time in more than 20 years, Hugh Hefner has opened a new Playboy Club at the Palms Casino this week.
"When Hugh Hefner opened the original Playboy Club in 1960, it redefined class and luxury in a way that set the standard for clubs all over the world for decades to come," said The Palms owner, George Maloof.
The Fantasy Tower is home to a Playboy Boutique, featuring the hottest styles from ’Playboy's international fashion lines such as Playboy Intimates and the Playboy Icon collection. The boutique sill also feature Palms co-branded products and the extensive Playboy Beauty line, jewelry, accessories, and lifestyle products for both, men and women.
The casino will also feature a 9,000-square-foot Sky Villa for guests featuring custom furnishings and one-of-a-kind amenities. It also includes an extensive collection of Playboy artwork selected by Hefner himself, as well as an indoor waterfall and reflection pool, personal glass elevator, private outdoor cantilevered Jacuzzi, a fully-equipped gym with sauna, full bar, and a Playboy Rabbit Head logo, along with a replica of the classic rotating circular bed similar to the one used by Hefner for decades.
Meanwhile, Hefner has recently claimed that "I'm bored of the hanky panky. I'm still active but it's different - I like to play dominoes with my girlfriends."
Well, he IS 80...

Pioneering porn movie Deep Throat has featured in a list of 100 landmark films.
Radio Times magazine said Deep Throat was the worst film to have major influence (which is open to debate, given some of the crap on the list), but that it took porn out of the back room and into the cinema.
They state "Cheerfully trashy, charmingly silly, this was a phenomenon of its day, a sign that the sexual revolution was in full swing."
The Radio Times' film editor Andrew Collins added, "Deep Throat is not necessarily recommended for everyone - it's a quite badly made film - but to deny its influence would be pure snobbery."
Made in 1972, it was the first pornographic film widely seen in cinemas, earning approximately $600m (£320m).

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Sometimes, we hear a news story that makes even your hardened Striporama team - well used to the idiot behaviour of prudes and loonies - shake our heads in despair at the state of humanity.
Last week, models at a Milton Keynes wedding show were marched off stage for being too sexy.
The girls were not naked, norrr were they performing some raucnhy dance routine. Instead, they were simply wearing black and pink corsets, sewn in leather and silk as part of the new Honeymoon and Bedroom range by Kingston-based Beretun Designs - the name of which alone tells you that the clothes may be a little skimpy.
They were escorted back to the changing rooms by two burly security guards under orders from thecentre.mk management, said Beretun owner Linda Johnson.
"They seemed to think the girls had nothing under their lacy knickers" she explained, "but they did, in fact, have skin colour shorts and skin colour fishnets, A shopping management manager said it was inappropriate. The show organiser received a telling off and I was told that it was a family centre and they couldn't have that sort of thing."
Thecentre:mk Events Manager Jackie Tracey said "this is being viewed in a serious light by centre management as we are concerned about maintaining our reputation."
Well, if your reputation is for being complete and utter morons, then mission accomplished!

Lap dancing promoter Matthew Haycox is battling Leeds councillors in a bid to bring the eigth naked dance club to the city centre.
His company wants to open table dancing club Wildcats in the Headrow venue formerly occupied by the Babycream bar and restaurant which recently closed. An application for a licence has been submitted to the council.
Councillor Keith Wakefield, the council's Labour group leader, is concerned that another club wants to open so close to the town hall and the war memorial.
" I cannot believe another application has been submitted for a lap-dancing club in the city centre, which is simply ludicrous considering we already have seven near to one another.
"It is bad enough we already have one lap-dancing club on the Headrow facing such distinguished landmarks as Leeds Town Hall and the city's war memorial, but to have two would not only be totally inappropriate but also disrespectful.
" Is this the type of entertainment venue which is going to boost the reputation of our great city and encourage people to visit, live or work here?"
We would point out that the war memorial exists to remember those who we're told dieddd for our freedom, so censoring the kind of venue that can exist in proximity to it seems odd. And frankly what harm does it do? Oh, and yes - this is exactly the sort of venue you will find in any major city of the world, so it probably WILL enhance your reputation...
Haycox, owner of Wildcats, argued that Wakefield's concerns were ill founded.
He said "we are an established and professional company with an impeccable record. People like Coun Wakefield may worry but the truth is lap dancing bars open their doors and cause no trouble.
"When it comes to crime and disorder, lap dancing bars cause less trouble than traditional clubs."
Councillor Mark Harris, council leader, said "the licensing panel can only turn down an application if there is evidence the establishment would not be responsibly run or would lead to crime and disorder, public nuisance, harm to children or threats to public safety."
So we expect the application to go through unhindered.

British model Kate Moss, best known these days for drug abuse, publicity seeking and shagging no-hoper junkie Pete Doherty, has made a new short film for the Agent Provocateur underwear label.
In the 30 minute clip, she strips down tojust her knickers - though don't expect much flesh exposure.
It is the latest collaboration between the underwear label and the model, and the third of four erotic episodes in the Dreams of Miss X series which are being released on the Agent Provocateur website to coincide with collection launches.
The clip, which has gone online, has been taken from a four-minute film which is still being edited. All the segments have been filmed by Leaving Las Vegas director Mike Figgis, who we can therefore assume to be down on his (artistic) luck somewhat.
A previous clip was so popular that Agent Provocateur's website crashed.

Back in June, we reported on the case of entertainingly barking Tara Stout, who ran topless throuigh Soho as some sort of protest against eviction. Well, she's been at it again!
She's been found guilty of harrassment after bombarding the chairman of Crystal Palace football club with lewd text messages and phones calls. The former BBC TV sports reporter sent Simon Jordan used underwear and explicit love letters after they met in March 2005. Stout would call and text him up to 200 times a day, the court heard.
The judge said Stout, 35, was "clearly guilty", and told her she had conducted an "obscene stalking campaign".
He added the correspondence was clearly offensive, some rambling and some plainly inane. She would ring up and read a book down the phone to fill his voicemail box and also posted his details on a transvestite website.
The millionaire businessman also said she once left him a message threatening to "gut my mother and slice my nieces".
Giving her defence, Stout admitted sending threatening message but said she did not mean them. She added from the beginning of their short relationship she and Mr Jordan had exchanged very explicit text messages and admitted she loved him.
After the guilty verdict, Stout, who had once again represented herself told the court: "I am not stupid." No, but mad as a bag of cats, clearly.
Before appearing in court, Stout stripped off in the street and posed for photographers in a bikini and white stockings, for reasons which are not entirely clear.
Following the judges decision to suspend her 26 week jail sentence for 2 years on October 13th, Stout upped her game.
According to the Daily Mail (so it must be true) in Victoria Tower Gardens, close to City of Westminster Magistrates' Court and next to the Houses of Parliament, she peeled off her black polka-dot dress, lacy red bra and fishnet tights and pulled down her knickers before lolling around on benches and next to trees. No pictures of the naked Stout have yet appeared, however...

Table dancing chain Spearmint Rhino will open its first Scottish venue by Christmas, much to the predictable dismay of Scotland's madder politicians.
The firm's UK division has confirmed that it has acquired an existing lap dancing club in Glasgow, the Truffle Club, and will rebrand it within the next two months.
Although members of the Scottish Executive's working group on adult entertainment say they have no problem with the club, prudish MSPs and man-hating women's groups have already expressed their fury.
Meanwhile, Glasgow City Council - which has as a legally questionable policy of blanket opposition to lap dancing clubs - is almost certain to try to block the move.
The acquisition of the Truffle Club, which opened in 1998, presents Spearmint Rhino with the advantage of not having to apply for a new licence. They instead simply have to have the existing licence transferred.
Spearmint Rhino's Simon Warr said that although he was aware the move would upset many within Glasgow City Chambers their objections were on moral grounds and not legal grounds.
He said "we've chosen Glasgow and not Edinburgh or Aberdeen because it is a relatively untapped market. It's an excellent, vibrant city and, for me, Scotland's first city. We know there will be opposition but these moral attitudes have nothing to do with the law."
Glasgow MSP Sandra White ranted "I'm appalled that a company involved in such spurious practices and with such a dubious past can set up in Glasgow."
Naturally, she didn't explain just what these 'spurious practices' were...

Another day, another pointless poll.
According weekly US publication In Touch, Hollywood’s Best Booty belongs to vacuous R&B star Beyonce Knowles. Well, there has to be somerthing to make her music tolerable I suppose.
She beat the likes of Jessica Biel, Salma Hayek and Jennifer Lopez. Check out these shots to make up your own mind.

The full list is:
• 1. Beyonce Knowles
• 2. Jessica Simpson
• 3. Salma Hayek
• 4. Jessica Biel
• 5. Halle Berry
• 6. Tyra Banks
• 7. Scarlett Johansson
• 8. Jennifer Lopez
• 9. Eva Longoria
• 10. Jessica Alba

Meanwhile, The Sun reports that C-lister Ulrika Johnsson flashed her arse at photographers this week. sadly, as these pictures show, she is unlikely ever to be included in any Best Butt lists!
But as the paper comments, going knickerless seems to be a celeb habit these days.
Lindsey Lohan alone has run up several recent pussy flashes - check a few examples out here.

A lap dancing club has opened in Crewe, despite the efforts of local religious loonies to have it stopped.
Manhattan on High Street was packed out for its VIP opening night on Saturday despite predictable protests by Christians who banged on about concerned about the exploitation of young women as a cover for their inate prudishness.
Christian campaigner Peter Powell, a member of Astbury Parochial Church Council, claimed "my concern is for the girls, probably trying to make some cash as they go through college. It's degrading for them and the town, especially when millions are being spent to give it a more upmarket image.What will investors think of us now?" Gee, I don't know. Maybe they'll go somewhere less sinful like London...
Rev Rob Wykes of St Paul's Church on Hightownwas more honest about the real reasons for religious objections when he laughably said "this is the last thing Crewe needs. Such an establishment gives the town a sleaze image especially when it already has two sex shops on main roads and a number of massage establishments known to be in operation."
But club owner Austin Salmon said the response on Saturday showed his new customers thought otherwise: "Many of them were couples and some came up to me to say they were having a great time, and were impressed at how classy the bar was."

An emergency medicine resident at the Martin Luther King Jr./Drew Medical Center in Los Angeles has been charged with stealing a hand from a corpse in New Jersey and giving it to an exotic dancer.
Ahmed Rashed faces up to 10 years in prison for allegedly removing the left hand around June 2002 while he was a medical student at the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey.
He turned himself in to New Jersey authorities Sept. 18, after being charged with second-degree theft, the Los Angeles Times reported. He's free on $1,000 bail.
Assistant Middlesex County prosecutor Judson Hamlin said police discovered the hand in a glass jar at the home of the stripper Linda Kay during a separate investigation.
Kay was initially charged with illegally keeping human body parts in her home after police responded to a report that a roommate, Sean McDonough, was suicidal. When police arrived, he was not there, but Kay was home.
Officers found six human skulls and a severed human hand preserved in a jar of formaldehyde in her bedroom. Friends have said she called the hand "Freddy."
Kay, who is described as a Goth (no surprise there!) dances at the Hott 22 nude bar in Union under the stage name 'Zilla.'

No-one can accuse the vice cops in Hillsborough County, Florida of not being thorough. They managed to spend $6,400 in a single bikini club during a two-year long investigation.
Bikini bars in the county are licensed to sell alcohol only as long as they don't show nudity. The cops identified as many as 41 separate incidents of illicit nudity at Lil Tootsies during the time they were there, resulting in charges against 15 dancers at Lil Tootsie's.
Yet despite paying for more than 90 dances during the investigation, they were unable to identify 34 other dancers. They even failed to ID 'Cherry', despite ordering no less than seven dances from her alone.
Sheriff David Gee commented "sometimes that's what it takes to get rid of the problems - a lot of attention".
Let's hope Hillsborough County is an otherwise crime-free area, or we might start to think the police were having a laugh...

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